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#712677 - 04/11/12 12:15 PM I love it
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Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/07/03
Posts: 26638
Loc: N Georgia
Ran over to the Food Lion for a loaf of bread. Hit the register line with another guy (a real Georgia country boy) with a basket of stuff. He says "go ahead young man,you only have one item, you notice I called you young man".

I said "yeah, I caught that, and I appreciate it, but I probably got a few years on you".

He replies "I doubt that, I'm 67". I sez "change that then from a few to ten".

"Damn", he says "no way you're ten years older than me, you look ten years younger!"

Did I mention I love it. LOL

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#712678 - 04/11/12 12:16 PM Re: I love it [Re: Able_Dog]
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Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 09/05/02
Posts: 17372
Loc: http://tinyurl.com/PAOpenCarry
grin grin
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#712684 - 04/11/12 12:52 PM Re: I love it [Re: Able_Dog]
JasonB Offline
` Sharp Shooter`
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 04/27/04
Posts: 12913
Loc: Cape Spencer, New Brunswick, C...
Atta Boy!
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#712720 - 04/11/12 04:13 PM Re: I love it [Re: Able_Dog]
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Everybody Loves Ray
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 25482
Loc: Guarding the West NY Border
I have heard not being incorrigible can add 10 years to a person...just saying...
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#712722 - 04/11/12 04:22 PM Re: I love it [Re: rfm3]
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Bigfoot
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 34335
Loc: The Indianhead's Left Nostril....
Huh... Mebbe dats why I'm so beat up?

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#712723 - 04/11/12 04:24 PM Re: I love it [Re: Able_Dog]
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Everybody Loves Ray
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 25482
Loc: Guarding the West NY Border
Well and you go to Starbucks...

Have you met Mr Karma?

Karma, this is Al

Al, this is Karma

whistle
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Ray
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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#712842 - 04/12/12 01:52 PM Re: I love it [Re: Able_Dog]
Dennis_H_N.J. Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 03/12/02
Posts: 25007
Loc: Toms River, N.J.
Us good looking guys always hear that.. Usually from the ladies..
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#712845 - 04/12/12 02:22 PM Re: I love it [Re: Able_Dog]
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Everybody Loves Ray
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 25482
Loc: Guarding the West NY Border
yea but he heard it from a guy.
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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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#712849 - 04/12/12 02:28 PM Re: I love it [Re: rfm3]
DonkeyDave Offline
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Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 19744
I get it all the time, mostly from convicts who think their cuffs are too tight.
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