Ran over to the Food Lion for a loaf of bread. Hit the register line with another guy (a real Georgia country boy) with a basket of stuff. He says "go ahead young man,you only have one item, you notice I called you young man".
I said "yeah, I caught that, and I appreciate it, but I probably got a few years on you".
He replies "I doubt that, I'm 67". I sez "change that then from a few to ten".
"Damn", he says "no way you're ten years older than me, you look ten years younger!"
Did I mention I love it. LOL