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#700572 - 01/12/12 03:27 PM awwwww......come ON!!!!!
yardmaster Offline
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Registered: 09/05/02
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Walk in the door from work....Daughter #1...13 yrs old this month mind you....come out with her homework folder:

D: Dad, can you help me with these vocabulary words?
M: Sure.

She opens the folder and takes out a ditto.....with a diagram and lines pointing to various parts of the diagram to be named with the vocabulary words.

Some of those words are: Penis, Scrotum, Rectum, Vas Deferens, testicle.....!!!!!!!

crazy crazy crazy
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#700574 - 01/12/12 03:35 PM Re: awwwww......come ON!!!!! [Re: yardmaster]
grizzly Offline
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Registered: 09/19/02
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#700576 - 01/12/12 03:40 PM Re: awwwww......come ON!!!!! [Re: yardmaster]
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OUCH!
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#700580 - 01/12/12 04:00 PM Re: awwwww......come ON!!!!! [Re: yardmaster]
rfm3 Offline
Everybody Loves Ray
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Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 25492
Loc: Guarding the West NY Border
You are going to make me look up Vas Deferens??? Sounds like a crimnal name that your Beckingsale lady there would fight.

Anywho, glad it was not me in your place...

but of course you are asked because these are man terms...had they been woman terms, then the Mrs would be asked....
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#700581 - 01/12/12 04:01 PM Re: awwwww......come ON!!!!! [Re: yardmaster]
FranS Offline
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Registered: 01/21/02
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who would/should know better, but you??? grin

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#700584 - 01/12/12 04:03 PM Re: awwwww......come ON!!!!! [Re: yardmaster]
EAP Offline
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Registered: 09/23/03
Posts: 11037
Loc: The HEARTland - Ohio
Gives new meaning to kiddie porn? crazy

On a more serious note...schools still use "dittos"? confused
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#700586 - 01/12/12 04:07 PM Re: awwwww......come ON!!!!! [Re: EAP]
rfm3 Offline
Everybody Loves Ray
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Registered: 05/30/04
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I would say that in no way should one try to google those terms on the internet....
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#700587 - 01/12/12 04:08 PM Re: awwwww......come ON!!!!! [Re: rfm3]
FranS Offline
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Registered: 01/21/02
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oh god, ray, don't tell me you did!!! does bethany love you?

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#700590 - 01/12/12 04:21 PM Re: awwwww......come ON!!!!! [Re: yardmaster]
kframe19 Offline
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Registered: 03/05/03
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Loc: Virginia
I'm not sure what the vas deferens do, but I know they keep Fred and Ted the testicle twins company...

Sounds like health class gone haywire.
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#700598 - 01/12/12 04:34 PM Re: awwwww......come ON!!!!! [Re: kframe19]
Bob_Q Offline
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Registered: 06/28/01
Posts: 12522
Loc: Albany area,New York
Originally Posted By: kframe19
I'm not sure what the vas deferens do, but I know they keep Fred and Ted the testicle twins company...

Sounds like health class gone haywire.


WELLL,,,,,,,,,,,,, I know now what their purpose is,but I honestly didn't know I had them. OH WELL,one more thing to go wrong as you get older(shrug).
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