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#222920 - 11/15/05 01:37 PM Why do I find this humourous?
rfm3 Offline
Everybody Loves Ray
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 25635
Loc: Guarding the West NY Border
just find this funny, and am imagining how it must of looked.

ELLSWORTH - A 280-pound pig bound for a Bangor slaughterhouse saw a red light as an opportunity Monday when it jumped clear out of the wooden trailer it was riding in and attempted to make a break for it.

When its owner stopped for a traffic light at the corner of Oak and Main streets at about 11:30 a.m., the freedom-seeking sow leaped for her life and scampered down the road toward Lincoln Street.

The pink pig with brown spots fled on hoof as officers pursued her to Birch Street and through several yards before she stopped on Bayview Avenue to rest after about 30 minutes of freedom.

"She was tired so she laid down," said Ellsworth police Officer Daniel Owens, who chased the swine along with Officer Chad Wilmot. "That's probably the most exercise she has had in her life."

BACON ON THE LOOSE (with picture)
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There's still time to change the road you're on.

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#222921 - 11/15/05 02:05 PM Re: Why do I find this humourous?
BADennis Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 01/15/03
Posts: 4522
Loc: NW Indiana
That pig looks cold.....someone get it.......nahhhhh can't bring myself to go through with it.

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#222922 - 11/15/05 02:34 PM Re: Why do I find this humourous?
Tindelwood Offline
Handyperson Magnifique

Registered: 03/15/03
Posts: 9526
Loc: New Hampshire
That ham got her minute of fame!

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