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#206372 - 09/24/05 11:09 AM Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
BADennis Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 01/15/03
Posts: 4522
Loc: NW Indiana
12,000!!!
Congratulations Bro....thanks for all good vibes here, and especially at tthe right times. This place wouldn't be the same without you hanging. I truly appreciate your friendship and help.



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#206373 - 09/24/05 11:13 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
Tindelwood Offline
Handyperson Magnifique

Registered: 03/15/03
Posts: 9526
Loc: New Hampshire
ERNIE!

The man of mystery and enlighting has graced us with so many posts of great and small and we, as peasants, love them all!

Thank You, Yellow Bird.

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#206374 - 09/24/05 11:21 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
xmy556a Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/04/01
Posts: 30218
Loc: Québec, Canada
TWELVE THOU-SAND ! That's HUGE!
.... does that count the deletes? I'd hate to have to keep track of them all to make sure it does or doesn't...
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#206375 - 09/24/05 11:27 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
Ernie Offline
Shaman
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/01/01
Posts: 39961
Loc: Southern ,California
11 , .`` of dim``....Made on D-OMG !!! ting
Now if You can tell me that Counts for Anyting.. at ALL.
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#206376 - 09/24/05 11:32 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
xmy556a Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/04/01
Posts: 30218
Loc: Québec, Canada
OMG© dat counts fer dubble ...
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#206377 - 09/24/05 11:40 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
Ernie Offline
Shaman
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/01/01
Posts: 39961
Loc: Southern ,California
X-actly.... watt eye taught....two
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#206378 - 09/24/05 06:09 PM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
DonkeyDave Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 19760
Ernie, you know what i think. 12,000 or 12. You are a gift.
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#206379 - 09/25/05 12:59 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
PollyPrissyPants Offline
member

Registered: 07/22/04
Posts: 152
Loc: Florence,Az.
HUGE CONGRATULATIONS ERNIE!!! I'm so glad to read your quiet words of wisdom and humor. They help all of us remember the truly important things in life. Now to quote the LOML "Pour the tequila and let's get this party started"
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#206380 - 09/25/05 09:42 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
dora Offline
Search and Rescue
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 02/16/02
Posts: 20793
Loc: Somewhere under the sun
It's always my joy to get my daily fix of Ernie-izms, and discovering you was nothing short of serendipitous. Thankyou YB for all you do and see.


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Life is about using the whole box of crayons!

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#206381 - 09/25/05 10:06 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
vid Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 04/24/02
Posts: 2558
Loc: Mad City
Who's Ernie?
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#206382 - 09/25/05 10:53 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
Ernie Offline
Shaman
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/01/01
Posts: 39961
Loc: Southern ,California
Memeber.... the Big..."E"....tank you berry much..
Vid !!!....VID...!!!! Its me.....ERNIE...>>>

In reply to:

Who's Ernie? < "E">



In reply to:

"giddy-up" and "kitty-wampus", careful, cause you know that those high tech terms always get Ernie all confused.

vid®




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#206383 - 09/25/05 02:28 PM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
vid Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 04/24/02
Posts: 2558
Loc: Mad City
Big E, I gots me a date with the babe in the glass! If you play your cards right and behave yourself, I think I can get you a blind date with PollyPrissyPants. Ya wanna double?
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#206384 - 09/25/05 03:17 PM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
DonkeyDave Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 19760

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#206385 - 09/25/05 04:05 PM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
vid Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 04/24/02
Posts: 2558
Loc: Mad City
Whoops Stepped in it big time there, jeeezz I hate the taste of foot. Mea culpa, mea culpa mea maxa culpa.
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#206386 - 09/25/05 04:14 PM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
DonkeyDave Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 19760
What can I say? She's loveable.
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#206387 - 09/26/05 02:16 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
muskie Offline
King Fish

Registered: 12/18/02
Posts: 2823
Loc: work work and work
12000 is still not enough Shaman. keep em comin!
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#206388 - 09/26/05 06:59 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
Ernie Offline
Shaman
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/01/01
Posts: 39961
Loc: Southern ,California
HA HA HA.....O MY...My....my....he he he....
Someone coined the phrase...
``` It' snot nice to Squeese
the Sharmin.. . . .
.And isnt it wonderful to see
Mr. Whipple.. ...blush... .ha ha......Oh Vid...VID.. .
What a wonderful thing.... this is to see you coming around
the shop... HELPING US HERE....with a SMILE...

I told one of my bro's long ago... NOT to mention the shamans numbers..!!
NEVER.EVER.... ......$#!!#

However...
I am sure....positive !!...that if not for him and a few of you...
I wouldnt be here..... SO Really.. ...its your fault...


Ohh how often do I think of your wonderful..kind helping
Spirits... And how you have touched my life.....So many
times...I wish you only could know``.... Bless You All..

In reply to:

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.


Amen and Amen...!!!!!
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#206389 - 09/26/05 08:26 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
BADennis Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 01/15/03
Posts: 4522
Loc: NW Indiana


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#206390 - 09/26/05 08:30 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
FranS Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 01/21/02
Posts: 42126
ooo, well, look at you! dang.

congratulations!

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#206391 - 09/26/05 08:38 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
Ernie Offline
Shaman
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/01/01
Posts: 39961
Loc: Southern ,California

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#206392 - 09/26/05 08:40 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
Ernie Offline
Shaman
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/01/01
Posts: 39961
Loc: Southern ,California
MG <
two for you.. and two more for me...
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#206393 - 09/26/05 08:42 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
lowermainlander Offline
Super Handyman

Registered: 01/15/02
Posts: 1645
Loc: Kootenays
You're our rock. Thanks for being here.



Now, are we allowed to squeeze the shaman or not???
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#206394 - 09/26/05 09:18 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
Ernie Offline
Shaman
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/01/01
Posts: 39961
Loc: Southern ,California

You crack me up...



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Now, are we allowed to squeeze the shaman or not???


You nose what..``they say`` Two Can..
Squeese water from the Rock.....
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#206395 - 09/26/05 09:42 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
DonkeyDave Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 19760
Ernie, you rock!

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#206396 - 09/26/05 09:48 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
FranS Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 01/21/02
Posts: 42126
that looks like a gonad, you calling ernie a gonad!!!!!

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#206397 - 09/26/05 09:49 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
Ernie Offline
Shaman
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/01/01
Posts: 39961
Loc: Southern ,California

Just another Bird Brain... who Loves the Rock...


EASY on the Roll....
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#206398 - 09/26/05 09:56 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
FranS Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 01/21/02
Posts: 42126
do you chew your nails?

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#206399 - 09/26/05 09:58 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
xmy556a Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/04/01
Posts: 30218
Loc: Québec, Canada
Huh?
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#206400 - 09/26/05 09:59 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
Ernie Offline
Shaman
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/01/01
Posts: 39961
Loc: Southern ,California
In reply to:

that looks like a gonad, you calling ernie a gonad!!!!!


is dat the sane ting as a pee -nut..

In reply to:

do you chew your nails?



Nah.... eye use a hammer...and just nail them..
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#206401 - 09/26/05 12:54 PM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
DonkeyDave Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 19760
I dint realize that. I've only ever looked closely at two. I guess I'll have to take your word for it.

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#206402 - 09/26/05 02:11 PM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
EAP Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 09/23/03
Posts: 11037
Loc: The HEARTland - Ohio
Sheesh, I'm gone for a couple days and l@@k what happens!

Ernie scores 12 BIG ONES!

It's your time to celebrate, Mr. Bird Man!

I think (tink) yur kool, Ernese and All!

Have a good one!

Mister Ed

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#206403 - 09/26/05 02:24 PM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
JasonB Offline
` Sharp Shooter`
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 04/27/04
Posts: 12938
Loc: Cape Spencer, New Brunswick, C...
Thanks for all the snorks and wisdom, Ernie!

J
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#206404 - 09/27/05 08:58 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
Ernie Offline
Shaman
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/01/01
Posts: 39961
Loc: Southern ,California
taught...wear eye shood make dis post...
den eye taught... why knot......... right ear

My Mothers Dementia...is over taking us....
With all her health care concerns...I have had to
become a little ovlivious to the obvious...to remain strong
and focused . Having my daughter here and having some time
to step back...allowed me to take a closer look at things..
One of the reasons long ago.... I decided to hang around here was I found such wonderful caring...helpful `friends`` here
Oh in my heart of hearts...I cant begin to say what many
of you here have done for me ..`my life`..
The sweet wonderful...sometimes hillarious smiles
and the warm tears I feel for others... when away from here..Well
Well.....well..
I am standing again... at one more of those little cross roads
I loath pity parties becuase I feel they are counter productive
There is plenty of time for crying.... After the Fat Lady Sings
( I love Rubenesque whoa-men.. they hold such a rich full note.. . )

So what I want to say....If you dont see me now and then
on the radar screen......... It may be for the fact we are praticing the touch.. and go. ..landings...

For over 5 years...I have been the only one in the cock-pit
with Mom...( my co-pilot... )...
And she is starting to really....REALLY lose it...
For those who have been there... Full Time... you know how
the sick..empty....lost feeling of not being able to connect
can make....one feel....
... I need to get my bearings up to date....And to all my brothers and sisters....I could use a couple of GOOD SPOTTERS... up in the ``Tower ``
All prayers accepted.. .all wishes refrained...
Well... Still here doing duh ol Wing Over...Loop-D-Loop..
Dont look up too long.... ....could get some Pigeon ..Poo..... ooopppp's
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#206405 - 09/27/05 09:02 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
xmy556a Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/04/01
Posts: 30218
Loc: Québec, Canada
Ernie, when everything is said and done, you'll be at peace with yourself and I really really believe that goodness is contagious.
Personally, I admire you.
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#206406 - 09/27/05 09:38 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
DonkeyDave Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 19760
I admire you too. Judy spends three days a week with a lady whose mind is completely gone. We're so lucky here because my mother is 86 and has a little trouble remembering things sometimes and can't quite process some others but what the heck, for all I know, I'm worse.
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#206407 - 09/27/05 09:43 AM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
FranS Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 01/21/02
Posts: 42126
was reading an article in aarp mag about alzheimers patient and the fact that they get bored too, even tho they can't remember stuff. the article was saying to find things that they used to do and create games. they had a patient that used to be a post man. so they gave him paper and envelopes. he folded up the paper and put in the envelope and delivered the "letters" to other patients. made him happy and gave him something to do. they gave others puzzles or needle point, if someone used to do that. lots of great ideas. the article was saying to keep what's left active and working. give the patients better quality of life.

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#206408 - 09/27/05 11:38 PM Re: Ernie, What the #$^* ?????
muskie Offline
King Fish

Registered: 12/18/02
Posts: 2823
Loc: work work and work
check your mail shaman.
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